Batam ....nice actually

So i spent the weekend in Batam to celebrate me mum's bdae ..she has frens there who run a hair saloon so she's practically a weekend batam-ian ....

Highlights of the trip was finding out that the saloon is staffed by two really 'special' characters, one is a champion tranvestite whose work station has his studio photo shots and various trophies ( i only realized recently the irony of giving phallic looking trophies to champion tranvestite ) and the other fella is a gay guy ... he took a shine to me early and what ensued was various attempts to touch me ( in appropriate places) . The transvestite showed no interest in me , which intrigued me ... i was tempted to strip down to my boxers and start doing push ups to see if he/she would bat an eye lid ... three things stopped short that idea. Firstly, he/she seemed to classy to fall for a lame spectacle like that , mind you ..we are dealing with a champion trannie here. Secondly, I was afraid to be in any position where the afore mentioned gay guy could brush pass the family jewels . Thirdly, I remembered that 25 year old virile hetero males do not try to attract trannies ..champion or no..

The 2nd highlight of the trip was visiting a disco with the trannie who was my date for the evening ... he/she introduced me to various locals, both of the light and dark side ... I spent most of the evening trying to stop this small woman from grinding my left leg ( i dont think she was attracted to me , just really really into dancing or my left leg..go figure ) .. Indon women are a tad hyper and curvy, they take a lot of care of their appearence...the younger girls round my age are potentially really attractive but the whole extreme hip shaking /swivelling thing just does'nt bake my bacon , sizzle my grizzle , flip my flipflaps ..you know what i mean....although they are packing some major junk in the trunk, boost in the caboose etc ....dangdut by the way has the same dance steps as latin music...i was chanelling the spirit of ricky martin all nite...livin la vida loca indeed..the batam remix