name that clown

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Trusted, Effective Treatment for Clown Fear
Our board-certified team specializes in helping individuals
overcome fears, phobias & anxiety of all kinds, and is
particularlyfocused on problems such as Clown Fear.

With a success rate close to 100% we can offer to refund
our fee to clients if they are not successful in overcoming
the fear.

What is Clown Fear?

Defined as "clowns", each year this surprisingly common
phobia causes countless people needless distress. Like
all fears and phobias, clown fear is created by the
unconscious mind as a protective mechanism. At some
point in your past, there was likely an event linking clowns
and emotional trauma. Whilst the original catalyst may
have been a real-life scare of some kind, the condition can
also be triggered by myriad, benign events like movies, TV,
or perhaps seeing someone else experience trauma.
We don't use hypnosis for Clown Fear but our modern techniques
are equally relaxing and enjoyable. Clients immediately notice
that they feel different. Once the unconscious mind feels safe
and learns how to respond appropriately, it will always know
- so the results are permanent. Clown Fear is gone. Forever.

Treat Your Clown Fear ­ Call Us Today. The CTRN Phobia Clinic

Reminds me of a joke I heard …. You know what it means
when a guy has big hands and big feet , he’s a clown…

Clown phobia ….i dunno whether to laugh or cry
…interestingly , if you see one than that’s the exact dilemma
you’ll be in …do you laugh at the fella’s receding hairline ,
amber hair and nose and gaudy get-up or just start crying?
I dunno … I blame it on Stephen King man ….
who the hell was scared of clowns before ‘IT’….

Interestingly, if the media has a large part to do
with the emergence of Coulrophobia ( I know its
so ‘cool’ to know the latin terms for phobias) , then
why the heck didn’t Ronald Mcdonald reprogram all
the kids into liking clowns. Then there’s Krusty from
Simpsons….alcoholic but still not necessarily scary…
he apparently is no match for the fear inducing
Pennywise ( the clown in ‘IT” , now you know ..so you
can call him by name when you next see him)
But you know whats really scary ….a combi of all
three….then you get a pro capitalist, alcoholic murderous clown….
oh sorry George Bush already exist