Negrophile File #3

Choice quotes from the blaxploitation film of the century

Undercover Brother: You mess with the 'fro, you got to go.

The Chief: Today is a great day for black people of all races.


Mr. Feather: It's time to unleash our secret weapon; I call it "Black-man's Kryptonite" a .k.a Buffy-the black man slayer a.k.a white she devil a.k.a denise “tight toight” richards


Undercover Brother: Are you telling me there really is a Man'?
Conspiracy Brother: What do you think? Things don't just happen by accident! Sometimes people - mostly *white* people - make things happen!
Undercover Brother: So the conspiracies we've believed for all these years are true? The NBA really did institute the three point shot to give white boys a chance?
Conspiracy Brother: Of course!
Undercover Brother: Then the entertainment industry really *is* out to get Spike Lee?
Conspiracy Brother: Come on man! Even Cher's won an Oscar! Cher!
Undercover Brother: Then O.J. really didn't do it? [Everyone looks away and mumbles]

Undercover Brother: You know what they say, behind every great black man...
Conspiracy Brother: is the police.
Undercover Brother: No.
Smart Brother: A bunch of slow white athletes?
Undercover Brother: No!
White She-Devil: A cute butt.
Undercover Brother: NO!
Lance: Probable cause.


Lance: I have stood on the sidelines of race relations long enough! I want to march down that field of oppression and kick that ball of bigotry right over the goalpost of intolerance!
The Chief: Son, you talk a lot of shit.
Lance: Yes, I do.
The Chief: But you down.

So if you’re down..... go watch the show and if you have watched it ….memorize the lines, they’re the linguistic ammunition we need to cross this battlefield of oppression we call ________ (insert choice of racist locale) …… Negrophile out * grins like idiot*