I was there 190305
I’m having withdrawal symptoms from the events of last Saturday….the only remedies are a full on block party and a Fiona Xie action figure that dances when activated by voice ….the activation message .. ‘shake what your mama gave ya’…..
My personal visual smorgasbord of titillating pleasure induced by every hip shake, wandering hands and impish finger nibbling ended at 0235 a.m when Fiona descended from her heavenly dais coerced by two undeservingly mortal Chinese men….the aural stimulation though lasted till 4 a.m….the grandmaster did cut faster – a true education from one of the leading professors in the hiphop akademik world
Hip Hop was created in 1971 …Fiona was created in 1981…and then god rested, his twin masterpieces complete
FYI
“it was Cowboy (of the Furious Five) who pioneered phrases like, "Throw your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care!," and "Everybody say ho!"
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